1. davetotheross:

    lulinternet:

    okay here i made this

    uh yes please

     

  2. @jenoaks made me a shopping list.

     

  3. jackteagle:

    Preview of page 348 from Book one of the Bartkira project that I’m a part of. 

    I still have a few pieces of tone to add to this page. 

    (via simpsonsdrawingclub)

     

  4. paulftompkins:

    AUSTIN, TX: This Friday. Two shows. Me. Superego. LIVE.

    That’s all you need to know.

    I beg your pardon, there is actually some more information that you need to know. Times and location, things like that. I apologize for my presumptuousness. ANYWAY.

    FRIDAY MAY 24 - THE SPIDER HOUSE BALLROOM

    8PM TICKETS

    10PM TICKETS

    Illustration: Dan Hartshorn

    (via mcconville)

     

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    instagram.com/p/ZjHsGFvpJD/#speedyturtle896

    instagram:

    Tornado Strikes Moore, Oklahoma

    An EF-4 tornado struck Moore, Oklahoma today, causing widespread damage across a 20-mile path throughout the Oklahoma City suburb. The tornado has claimed at least 37 lives with many more injured and has left thousands without power.

    Our thoughts go out to those who have been affected, and we hope those in the Oklahoma City area stay safe in the upcoming days. You can find more information on how to help the tornado victims here.

    Moore, OK is just south of OKC. On May 3, 1999 it was hit by a series of tornados that leveled homes and businesses across the city including a storage facility directly across the street from my dad’s trash disposal business.

     

  6. thisismycomputer:

    Los Enchiladas (Full Movie) (by beaterchew) Directed Produced Written By and Starring Mitch Hedberg- also staring Dave Attell, Marc Maron, Todd Barry and others 

    (via comedynerdsunited)

     

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  8. xombiedirge:

    Beetlejuice by Seth Storck

     

  9. mkupperman:

    Mack Romaine, private detective.

     

  10. Marc Maron dropped into the Punchline tonight.

     

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  12. dinosaurdracula:

    You’re looking at the floor of the vintage Masters of the Universe “Castle Grayskull” playset. More specifically, you’re looking at the BEST PART of that playset. A sticker meant to hint at a basement dungeon! Oodles of unknown monsters, including a squid, skeleton, giant insect, some kind of ogre, and even a werewolf!

    I got serious mileage out of Grayskull as a kid, but this one little touch meant so much more than the trapdoor, weird throne or working elevator. I’m tempted to bust out a hairdryer to safely pry that sticker off. It needs to be FRAMED.

     

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  14. Todd Glass

     

  15. nakedcomedy:

    #LadiesLoveFood